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this is when i fell off tyler's back after a really long night of drinking. i landed on my face. like really. luckily i only broke a bit of my tooth. i had a huge upper lip and scabbed cheek and we were driving to nyc the next day. people stared at me with pity thinking i was the victim of spousal abuse, and he pretty much got his ass kicked by everyone, eveywhere we went. the mcdonalds girls even threatened him when i asked them for ice.